TextsAnalyzer
Text Message Analyzer: Find Out What Your Texts Really Say
Paste a text conversation and get an honest read: who cares more, who texts first, and what the mixed signals actually mean.
What you get
Free preview (no card)
- Interest score for each person (who's more invested)
- Who texts first, who replies faster, who goes quiet
- One-line verdict on the relationship
Full report (one-time unlock, $4.99)
$4.99
- Timeline: the exact weeks things got warmer or colder
- What each person is really saying under the words
- Red flags and green flags, quoted from your chat
- Mixed signals decoded
- Group chat awards: who carries the chat, who only shows up for plans
- What to say next: 3 suggested replies
How it works
01
Export or paste your chat
WhatsApp: open the chat, tap the name, Export Chat, Without Media. iMessage or anything else: paste the text. Screenshots are a prompt to paste — we read text, not photos.
02
Tell us who they are to you
Partner, crush, situationship, ex, best friend, family, or group chat. The text message analyzer uses that context for the verdict and suggested replies.
03
Read the free preview, unlock if you want the rest
Interest scores and the one-line verdict are free. The full report is a one-time $4.99 credit unlock — no subscription.
Who uses it
Is he losing interest?
Checks for crushes and situationships when the replies got shorter and the gaps got longer.
Couples who want a neutral read
A long thread with no referee. The text message analyzer scores effort on both sides.
Friends and group chats
A funny roast with awards: the planner, the ghost, the meme lord.
After a breakup
People trying to understand what happened without sending the chat to a stranger.
What you get
Interest score for each person
See who is more invested, who texts first, who replies faster, and who goes quiet.
Timeline of the relationship
The full report marks the weeks the chat got warmer or colder, with quoted flags.
Works with any messenger
WhatsApp exports, iMessage, Instagram, Telegram, Messenger, SMS, or a single confusing text.
Private by default
Analysis runs in your browser. The chat is never uploaded, stored, or used to train a model.
Privacy, in plain words
- Your chat is analyzed in your browser and is never uploaded or stored.
- We do not use your chats to train AI.
- No account is needed for the free preview.
- Reports stay private unless you choose to share them.
Frequently asked questions
- Is the text message analyzer free?
- The preview is free. The full report is a one-time payment of $4.99, no subscription. Stripe Checkout is wired and stays off until payment keys are set.
- Which apps work?
- WhatsApp exports work best. You can also paste text from iMessage, Instagram, Telegram, Messenger, or SMS. Screenshot files are accepted only as a reminder to paste the text.
- How long a chat can I upload?
- Up to 5,000 messages or 200,000 characters, whichever comes first. That covers most personal threads and large group chats.
- Is the AI always right?
- No. It reads patterns in the messages, not minds. Treat it as a second opinion, not a verdict.
- Can the other person see I analyzed our chat?
- No. The analysis stays on your device unless you choose to share the report.
- What languages does the text message analyzer support?
- It parses chats in any language. Flag labels and suggested replies are written in English.
Related tools
TextsAnalyzer is not affiliated with WhatsApp, Meta, or Apple. For entertainment and self-reflection, not professional advice.
Pricing
Free preview of every chat. The full report is $4.99 — one credit, no subscription.
Checkout coming soon. Payments are not live yet. The free preview still works without an account.
Full report
$4.99
One-time unlock. No subscription. One credit opens one full report.
- 1 full report credit
- Timeline of warmer and colder weeks
- Red flags and green flags quoted from the chat
- Mixed signals decoded
- Group chat awards
- 3 suggested replies